"A good flask is hard to find! Made by The Life Imagined in eco-friendly post-consumer materials, this stainless steel flask will serve you well for years to come."
"How many times have you seen the hero (or villian) saved by the fact that the bullet hit the flask, deflecting it from their heart...? Oh, about 20 times or so.
And if you haven't, get out there and rent a spaghetti western!
This lucky flask has an indent emulating where the bullet saved your life. Or your butt, depending upon where you keep your flask."
"Take a walk on the wild side with our new Pony Hair 7oz hip flask. Covered in fun animal print hides with hot, hot trim colors! Includes an adhesive engraveable plate and funnel in a glossy white gift box."
"Now, now. Flasks can be for the ladies too. This one, in particular, is made for the ladies (though if there's a gent out there loving this, we're okay with that too). Fun alternative to the boring stainless one, isn't it? $30"
"They make amazingly beautiful garter flasks! The garter comes with a slim 2 ounce flask and funnel, but you could also use the garter for an iphone, credit cards, etc...SO, So pretty."
"This 5 oz camera flask would blend in anywhere with how popular taking pictures of every single one of your actions has become. Perfect for parties when you wouldnt want anyone to let on to your secret booze stash.."