Because "at least meat you can eat." That's actually a quote from the film Beautiful Girls. I guess it could be a bit odd to get a package of meat at your door, but all the same, if it's titled "The Madison Avenue" there's a certain charm to the moo.
"For his Heroes' Housewarming Party, Greg Grunberg ordered his favorite cheesecake, Millie's Minis, baby cheesecakes with butter graham crusts. Apparently, Millie's Cheesecakes are a favorite of many a Hollywood sweet tooth."
"A simple, elegant and not as wasteful way to get a cup of coffee anytime. One cup in one minute with no waste and no measuring. So simple, so elegant."
"The most beautiful tea experience you will ever have. The tea blooms in the pot, and they are delicious. Almost too beautiful to drink. We like Numi. We're a bit biased too. They're an Oakland-based company. Tea set comes in wooden case. $46"
"You know how clothes purchased at a fancy store make you feel, well, fancy? And food seems more refined when eaten off the good china? Well, hello designer sandwich bags, because these are designer items we can all actually afford."
"The idea is, you take your crapass ricearoni and throw it in a mold, or cool cookie cutter shape, and everyone suddenly thinks you're a gourmet. Try it! Works well with many a side dish... and it gets kids to eat their veggies."
"This is good stirred into mac’ ‘n’ cheese, whipped potatoes, and drizzled into polenta served with wild mushrooms or over spring asparagus. It's perfect, actually, and whenever anyone tries your food, they'll be very impressed with your refined taste."