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Scissors with Rhinestone Handle

Updated Oct 15, 2007

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Sure you buy some regular old boring scissors but what's the fun in that? Nothing. Just snipping away at your boring paper with boring scissors ... BORING. These scissors are blinged out and would look hot on your desk and will make your paper happy ... before you cut it to shreds.

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Paper Mate(R) American(R) Pencils, No. 2 Soft Lead

Updated Sep 27, 2007

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Get out your number 2 pencils boys and girls! Just hearing the words number 2 pencil makes me nervous, stirs up old memories of test taking and getting hit in the head with spit balls at school.

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Wooden Ruler with Single Beveled Brass Edge, 12"

Updated Sep 27, 2007

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For teaching those hard to learn lessons and for smacking on her desk when there is too much chatter in the library.

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Moleskine Pocket Ruled Notebook

Updated Sep 25, 2007

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A therapist notebook aka the home of all of your dirty little secrets.

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Chinese Take-Out Lunch Bag

Updated Sep 13, 2007

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Make it look like you do go to eat (just not with the people in office, you are too cool for them anyway) with this insulated Chinese takeout lunch box. It's hip, it's stylish, it's practical for keeping your cold things cold and you hot things hot. Even if you don't have Kung Pao in your box you will still look cooler than the poor sap with the brown paper bag.

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PIRATE DOME LUNCH BOX

Updated Sep 13, 2007

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Arrrrggghhhhh.... Pack me lunch or walk the plank!

This lunch box is great, so great you could use it as lunch time security guard. How you ask? That menacing skull and cross bones is scary enough to keep that catty girl in the next cubicle over from stealing your lunch.

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Hostess Cupcake lunch box

Updated Sep 13, 2007

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Packing a fattening cupcake in your lunch kind of defeats the purpose of "brown bagging it" doesn't it? Just pack up your healthy lunch filled with fun stuff like carrot sticks and celery in a "fattening" lunch box. This Hostess inspired lunch box will let you give into to your naughty cupcake desires without all of those pesky calories.

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Tokidoki Journal

Updated Sep 12, 2007

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I have a journal fetish. I see a cute one, I scoop it up and buy it, then I write in about 3 pages of it and buy a new one. I think I have a problem. (via ThisNext Blog)

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Tokidoki Stationery Set

Updated Sep 12, 2007

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I am a sucker for stationary, sure I don't ever send anyone letters or notes ... but I still love this set just for collectors sake. (via ThisNext Blog)

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Hello Kitty Zip Bag Set

Updated Sep 13, 2007

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When packing lunches you have to go all out! A plain old ziplock bag ... that is for dorks and you are no dork. Make your snacks and sandwiches extra cute with a Hello Kitty ziplock bag. (via ThisNext Blog)

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composition notebook duffel

Updated Aug 31, 2007

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Finally a composition book that doesn't require writing.

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Prank Fake Parking Ticket Gags and Parking Gags

Updated Aug 27, 2007

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Get them before they get you. Running late for class and the only spot left is illegal! You know you are going to get a ticket, so just give yourself one first. That way you can spend the money you would have gotten on a ticket on more important things like beer.

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The Naked Roommate: And 107 Other Issues You Might Run Into in College, 2nd Edition

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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I guess you could pick up this book if my handy list wasn't useful enough.

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Cliffs Notes

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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So necessary. Books seem all fine and good, in theory. Then you pick those suckers up to read them and boy are you pooped! They are soooo long and soooo boring. Just pick up the Cliff Notes. They don't technically count as cheating either, they are just fun little helpers ... like a study buddy.

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Clear Quarter Holder & Dispenser by AMAC

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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Quarters are going to become something you think about ... all the time. Almost as much as you will think about the opposite sex, and partying, and beer. You need quarters do get the puke stains out of your clothes, to keep your underwear clean, to clean the puke stains off of your bed. Collect them all in one place (so you don't accidentally spend them on beer) with this handy dispenser.

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Toga Unisex Costume

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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Making your own toga can result in unplanned and unnecessary drunken nudity ... and no one wants that.

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Trojan Naturalamb Variety Pack Condoms 12-Pack

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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Now college is a time where you may want to experiment sexually. I mean it is college you can get away with almost anything. Just don't get away carrying a disease or 2 with you. No one wants to leave college with a diploma and a mean case of crabs. Am I right? Just get some condoms. And if you spent all of your condom money on pizza, then hop on over to the clinic and get some for free.

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NoDoz Alertness Aid Caffeine Caplets

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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Not sure if this stuff is safe. Let's just assume it isn't. Safe or not, I did consume a lot of this stuff in college. Hey, its HARD partying until 2am, and THEN doing 2 hours worth of homework, and THEN getting to class by 9am. Sheesh, what did you expect me to do? Not party? As if.

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Utz Cheese Balls Barrels

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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A giant drum of cheese balls is a great solution to late night muchies and a quick way to make friends with the party animals. Beware orange fingers and the freshman 15 may be a side effect from consuming giant handfuls of cheese balls.

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Deluxe Ping Pong Balls

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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A serious game of beer pong deserves the best kind of balls, go with the Deluxe ... they are only pennies more.

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Tylenol -Extra Strength Acetaminophen

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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Hangovers hurt when you are an inexperienced young college partier. When you need fast relief, turn to Tylenol ... trusted with your worst hangovers for years and years to come.

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Hefty Easy Grip 9 Ounce Cups - Red

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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The unofficial beer drinking cup of colleges and universities across the globe. This sturdy red cup can be used for a variety of thing :

- Getting beer out of the keg
- Playing beer pong
- Drinking mystery punch that will probably cause you to wake up in a foreign place
- Taking gulps of water to swish out the vomit residue in your mouth

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John Belushi - College College Poster Print

Updated Aug 24, 2007

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Just so you remember when you are ... College you fools, you know the place to party and learn some stuff too.

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Sony ICF-C492 Large Display AM/FM Clock Radio

Updated Aug 24, 2007