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About RichardNouveau:

Hailed by Norman Mailer as a "better dressed me," I am this century's prominent urban raconteur. Beloved by royalty and children alike, I have made it my life's mission to purge the nescient masses of their wanton ways. I recommend a healthy regimen of fine dining, browsing for jets, and drink-swirling. I prefer the company of my fellow Princeton alumni, but am graciously tolerant of those from Exeter, Yale and that school near Boston that I can never quite recall. I am quite handsome, a tiger in the bedsack and am contractually duty-bound to write my own bios. Don't know what to do with that couple of extra hundred dollars you have lying around at the end of the day? Are you consistently plagued by the ever-expanding bulge in the front pockets of your Paul Smith suit? I know I am. With every hour of the day I choose not to spend any money, its surface area seems to increase exponentially. I fear its voracity overtaking my entire form. Then I realize it's just money and go about buying serving platters and cufflinks for homeless gentlemen. However, the bulbous mound returns and returns and my private tailor is at his wit's end. I am awash in the spoils of an affluent life and there is only so much I can take.

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