Coolest dude around....

Looking for a good time at your expense.

Member Since

Jul 25, 2007

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What is the next…

Purchase you’ll make?

I'm going to buy money.....LOTS OF IT!

Trend in design?

Black T-Shirts.

Car you’d like to own?

I'm a sucker for Ferraris.....buy me one?

Big step you’d like to make?

Beating up 30 5 year olds. (www.HowManyFiveYearOldsCouldYouTakeInAFight.com)

Fad that will fade?

Mainstream Alternative/Indie Music (it's amazing how we have let such a stupid oxymoron come to exist).

Vacation you’ll take?

Like Boo Radley I rarely leave my house and mysteriously smell of turnips.

Thing you’re going to fight for?

Your right to party (these 80's music jokes doing anything for you?)

Secret that’s going to leak?

Chuck Norris cannot really shoot down a plane with his fingers.

Hollywood blockbuster going to be about?

A dumbed down version of Scarface starring some schmuck like Shia LeBouf.

Life you’ll lead?

Spontaneous predictability.

Fountain of youth?

Ask Ponce DeLeon, that dude looks like he's 6.

Book you’ll read?

Something politically charged....I've also read a lot of really good books by a guy named Cliff Notes (his cousin Spark is a good author too).

Thing that will change the world?

I'm not sure but it better not be Wee Ninjas.

Guilty-pleasure food in which you’ll indulge?

The most bizarre sushi I can find.

Person to whom you’ll say, “I love you”?

Real gangsters don't believe in love (FYI: I am, unapologetically, a gangster).