if you're trying to get the attention of that oh so perfect office mate grab a couple of these catapults and start a flirty little war with them. it shows you're fun and have a sense of humor!
"my parents weren't irresponsible enough to give me a gift like this but i wanted one so bad! i'm counting it as a sporting good cuz you have to be outside to use it and it'll be great target practice for kid's younger siblings."
"Few things would better pass the time at work. Made entirely from wood and twine the replica of a onager manages to pack a serious punch. It comes with wood balls, but I'd probably stick to marshmallows and other not-so hard things."
"Up for bid, a working 12-ton Roman siege catapult (also known as a ballista). It was produced in 2002 for a TV show and is now yours for the right price. It's not in firing condition, but will still hurl a stone ball over 100 yards."
"spread the love and throw things at people with this awesome catapult. its cupid shaped so people will know your intentions are light hearted and sweet."