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I love browsing. I hate shopping. I love buying. Make sense?

I'm the right-wing nutjob you know, the black sheep of your politically correct family, the drunken uncle that gropes guests at your fancy-schmancy parties and relieves himself on your patio. In other words, I have no tact. If some of my recommendations are a little over the line, feel free to take me to task.

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Aug 9, 2008

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What is the next…

Purchase you’ll make?

Airline tickets. I'm thinking about making a mileage run sometime in the near future...

Trend in design?

I don't know what's coming, but I know what I don't want to see back -- those stupid one-strapped tube tops that women were wearing a few years back. That, and capris. I mean, seriously. Shorts or pants. Pick one.

Car you’d like to own?

1990 Lamborghini Countach, 25th Anniversary edition. Red. I don't care if gas goes to $10 a gallon; if I can afford the car, I can afford the 9 MPG it gets.

Big step you’d like to make?

Counting to 10 before speaking.

Fad that will fade?

Personal computers. There's really no need for anyone to own one.

Vacation you’ll take?

Headed up to Wisconsin for Christmas to visit the relatives. You know, before they all freeze to death.

Thing you’re going to fight for?

My right. To party.

Secret that’s going to leak?

Obama isn't really the second coming of Jesus.

Hollywood blockbuster going to be about?

Some ridiculous comic-book ripoff, of course. Aren't they all?

Life you’ll lead?

I would like to be reincarnated as a football stadium.

Fountain of youth?

What, injecting yourself with botulism isn't enough?

Book you’ll read?

That's completely up to the next person to recommend a book to me.

Thing that will change the world?

Peace, love, and superior firepower (as my first recommendation shows).

Guilty-pleasure food in which you’ll indulge?

Chocolate Ice Cream. I eat roughly 6 scoops a day.

Person to whom you’ll say, “I love you”?

I wish I knew.