"great way to find out who actually reads those wrist bands anyway! Bands have inscriptions that show the other side of all those uplifting bracelets out there - irony, ennui, confused, and misanthrope."
"What could be more topical in this era of worldwide recession (except for the, ahem, banks, cough, cough) than a bracelet of the world's currencies? AND, even better, it's affordably priced. This one is in, what else, gold, but it's available in white and black, too. Check out the other jewelry pieces on the site, too."
"Picture perfect. A printed oil paint replica, this darling poodle wall art is encased in glass and a sturdy, richly stained wood frame. Irony works best if you don't actually own a poodle."
"...I'd probably wear this shirt, even though there is no way in the world I'd ever vote for him. But, I do like the guy. One might call him my homeboy."