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Poo-chan Keychain / Cell Phone charm
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Description
oh, poop. how do i love thee? let me count the ways.
you make me laugh, you make me smile.
you make me wish i could run a mile.
you are so brown, you are so short,
you are also something people abort.
i love you, poop.
Updated Jul 2, 2008
STOP TALKING Cards
14 people recommended this item
Description
i didn't actually purchase this set of cards, but rather, was given the deck by a friend who shares my often-malicious antisocial sentiment. i used to hand one to my boyfriend every time he made a bad joke, but i didn't want to waste all my cards. now i just beat him and make him lie to the cops about it.
Updated Jul 2, 2008
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Clarins UV Plus SPF 40
8 people recommended this item
Description
i really hate the concept of tanning. this is mostly because all i need to do is walk outside and suddenly i'm three different shades of iced tea. i'm sure in a few years, when my skin doesn't hold as well and my muscles atrophy from the lack of exercise in my life, my skin will look like what i feel like after i read a ton of mindless, senseless gossip blogs -- worn, dead, and rabidly itchy. anyway, this sunblock is amazing. i have combination skin, so it's pretty much the only thing that has a high spf and WON'T break me out. it's also very non-greasy after application, which is good for all the makeup i inevitably slather onto my skin-dead face. the only downside is that it's a bit expensive, but well worth if you care about the future of your skin.
Updated Jul 2, 2008
Whale Rainboot
4 people recommended this item
Description
i hate wet feet, wet socks, feet, and general dirtyness from the ankle down. a friend of mine told me how he thought everyone who wore rainboots had to be mildly retarded because they look so ridiculous, especially in los angeles. but mild retardation is completely okay to have if it means having dry socks.
Updated Jun 27, 2008
"C" Poster from Deadly Squire
2 people recommended this item
Description
i'm an egomaniacal narcissist, so i like being surrounded by things that start with my first initial. bonus points if they are pretty. i love deadly squire, not just because tim harrington (one of the designers) is the frontman for my favorite band in the entire world, but the aesthetic is fun, colorful, bold, and striking.
Updated Jun 27, 2008
Herman Miller Aeron Chair
25 people recommended this item
Description
i'm used to sitting upwards of 10 hours in this chair and i never get overheated, nor do i get shooting pains up my back like i do with most chairs after a few hours. they're more attractive and feels more comfortable than the aerons -- and are a few hundred dollars less. i truly believe that sitting in this chair for the last three years actually saved my back from the one year of sitting in a regular office chair doing production work. if i could legally marry a chair and have chair babies, it would be with this chair.
Updated Jun 27, 2008
Wish Come True - blind assortment
7 people recommended this item
Description
these are one of those toys that you find at giant robot, refuse to buy because you don't want to accidentally get an ugly one (the toys are individually packed, and each comes in a package that doesn't tell you which toy it is housing), but buy it anyway because it's freakishly cute, then get upset when you get the toy you said was really ugly and didn't want. i hate you, giant robot.
Updated Nov 18, 2008
Kidrobot [adult swim] Mini Series
2 people recommended this item
Description
carl stands in front of my monitor at home, glaring and scowling his carl-scowl. my desktop has never been more attractive.
Updated Jun 25, 2008
Rachael Ray Non-Stick Cookware
2 people recommended this item
Description
i'm really in a horrible position with this here set. i refuse to support rachael ray and her bastardization of home cooking, but it's an orange non-stick cookware set. and i need a non-stick cookware set. oh, also one that is under $150. i don't know if i'd be able to live with myself if i had to see her name everytime i feed my face. maybe i'll scratch it out. damn you rachael ray, for coming up with something i really want.
Updated Jun 25, 2008
Polaroid Image 1200 Spectra Instant camera
3 people recommended this item
Description
i love the spectra line of polaroids. you don't need a battery for the camera (so it can sit on your shelf and collect dust for years, yet still be usable when you need it for that one dinner party you've been promising to have since you moved into your place 2 years ago) since the each film pack powers up the camera. the picture quality is better than the other snapshot polaroids, and it's less bulkier.
Updated Jun 9, 2008
