About Me

In your (game) face!

Really though, more than just a proud father, I am a ThisNext Product Guide, scouring the web for the best Video Gaming and Sports products, plus a few extra cool things I see here and there.

Member Since

May 25, 2007

What is the next...

Purchase you’ll make?

I want a Wii - but Ghost Recon II for my 360, some new cleats for futbol, and maybe a leopard print thong.

Trend in design?

Whats up with this new EMO thing? Why do peeps come up with new names for old things. I mean, watch Better Off Dead - and you have EMO. That was like 1981.

Car you’d like to own?

A silver stone passat with SSR competitions and ground effects, tinted windows, kamei grill, koni shocks, H&R sport springs, the works basically. One day I will have one.

Big step you’d like to make?

Marriage (perhaps a second wife?). Lets just start getting a steady payday. Then publish some of my crap. Why not, plenty of crap already published.

Fad that will fade?

Fades

Vacation you’ll take?

Macha Pichu - but first Rome.

Thing you’re going to fight for?

Don't mess with my kids. Amazing what fatherhood can do to your psyche. Cliche but true.

Secret that’s going to leak?

Cheney is gay too.

Hollywood blockbuster going to be about?

Some little people that live in these hollowed out hills end up saving the world from a burning eye with some Visine and a lot of love.

Life you’ll lead?

Happy first - prestige second

Fountain of youth?

I don't understand these questions. You get old and crusty. Youth is within you. Think young - be young. So I pretend I am in 7th grade all the time. Works like a charm and I don't need viagra.

Book you’ll read?

Anything epic and not crappy.

Thing that will change the world?

More empathy.

Guilty-pleasure food in which you’ll indulge?

Cheesecake

Person to whom you’ll say, “I love you”?

I do it to the mirror every morning. God I love myself!!!! Just kidding. Wife and kid. They are beautiful, truly.