They had me with the use of the word "nemesis" but sealed the deal when they included meaty figurines that char on the side of the savory-salt rimmed glass. Genius.
These will definitely be at my next Halloween party but they'd also make a fine tribute to the demise of Sgt. James Doakes at a Dex...moreter event.
from the site: Named for and inspired by my nemesis and arch rival Amy- This fab gift box has all the goodies to make several rounds of impressive flaming drinks with meat figurines who taste better when slightly charred.
Included inside is an 8 oz jar of savory rim salt mix. Along with mixed red pepper varietals, this seasoning has a hint of lemon and fresh ground coriander.
Each kit has four “Amy” person shaped effigies hand cut from beef jerky. Of course you don’t have to call them Amy, they could be anyone really, Bernie Madoff, AIG, your recalled Prius… all great substitutions to go up in flames.
Flashy drinks call for swizzle sticks, something to make the garnish proud. Your box comes with four assorted clip art vintage flags.
A “Flaming Amy” signature cocktail recipe is also included, you will need to provide your own tomato juice and 151 Rum.
"One of my favorite things to do besides shopping is eating and I prefer to eat super yummy home cooked meals. Now that doesn't mean that I like to spend all night in the kitchen...this delicious dry rub seasoning will make you look like an expert cook even if you are a novice. Just cover all sides of your meat of choice with this cook and your guaranteed a delish meal!"
"Sitting Flesh is a padded chair cushion with the appearance of a big ol' raw steak (the other side of the cushion is simply bright red).
Way to freak out your vegetarian visitors! LOL."
"I saw these and thought of my ex-husband. No, not because there is a tiny corn dog on the front.
Because they beg the question, "Would anyone actually EAT these?" And knowing him, I can provide the answer. "Yes.""
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"Next time you're having a bbq, make sure everyone gets their steak the way they want it with these little steak thermometers. The gauges can stay in the food while cooking and read the temperature of the steak to indicate doneness."
"Every family has one. That one family member who is irresistibly drawn to the barbeque at a party, as if the sizzle of the sausages is calling them – as if the steak is actually speaking their name. Well, now it can. The Custom BBQ Branding Iron can speak their name and everybody else's!"
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