Air Jordan XXX3: 23 stores, 23 pairs of shoes, $230. Nice ring to it... especially if you're like Mike and your name can sell shoes at, oh, 3X the going rate. (Like what I did there... extended the X3 phrasing? Yeah, I thought you would).

He's so freaking cute in this picture, I'd wear the darn t...morehings... and, as you all know, I never wear tennies.

Link is to Atlanta Journal Constitution because you CAN"T buy them online yet. Later on there will be more shoes offered at $185 a pop.