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Dec 19, 2006
San Antonio, TX, US
A friend once told me that I have small hands, like a carny. We're still friends.
I own about 20 dresses.
I once threw a Mento at an injured baby bird. I didn't know it was a baby bird though. I thought it was a gremlin. This was when I was in college.
My boyfriend once threatened to poop on my head. It says something about our relationship that we both found this hilarious, not gross. What it says, I don't know. But something.
I write good.