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As-is. That about describes me.

There's nothing that says "praise Satan" quite like a synchronized light display.

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What is the next…

Purchase you’ll make?

Large Iced Vanilla Latte at McDonald's after dropping the two older kids at school in the am. I make that run every am, just like an addict running down an alley in search of a fix. July Update: Now available in Sugar-Free! "Yahooooo" says my ass!

Trend in design?

I would give anything if it was adult footie pajamas for winter. No butt flap though. Words like 'prison" start floating in my mind.

Car you’d like to own?

The very Land Rover that I currently drive only time-warped back to the day I got it. It is begging to be euthanized but I get ridiculously sentimental about my cars. I'm one step away from pulling a Flintstone and cutting a hole in the floor to use my feet for brakes but all I can think is "I brought all of my babies home from the hospital in this car. I can't get rid of it....." So give me a heads up if you see any kind of hole in the space-time continuum. Thanks.

Big step you’d like to make?

I consider one foot in front of the other to be just what I can handle this week, thank you very much.

Fad that will fade?

Don't all fads fade? Isn't that why they're fads? That was my attempt at being provocative. It's much more profound if you read it when you've been drinking.

Vacation you’ll take?

My cottage in Ireland.

Thing you’re going to fight for?

My children and their future. And on a lighter note, I wouldn't mind having a go at seeing if ThisNext will clear a little space for an mp3 player on the profiles one day. I'm all about "the theme song."

Secret that’s going to leak?

The identity of the mischievous fifth dentist who held his ground and refused to recommend Trident. What a maverick. He should be an honorary maven. If I knew what he looked liked, I'd consider a tattoo. What a rascal he was.

Hollywood blockbuster going to be about?

I'm rooting for an All-Star cast ensemble to remake H.R. Puf n Stuf with one of the many underfed and tragically unhealthy teen actresses out there today taking the part of the flute.

Life you’ll lead?

I just want it to be interesting and for my three kids to be healthy and happy in it. Booze-laden also comes to mind. But I digress. That was the stress of the week talking.

Fountain of youth?

Napping with my babies (which they still are, babies to me that is, even at 3, 7 and 10) is the only way I can deeply sleep and thus recharge fully.

Book you’ll read?

"Bonk" is pouting at me from the bedside table. I've been neglecting my reading this week.

Thing that will change the world?

The next election. Thank goodness.

Guilty-pleasure food in which you’ll indulge?

Pasta. It's a "guilty pleasure" because I don't indulge, unfortunately. I ravage.

Person to whom you’ll say, “I love you”?

Each one of my babies the minute they wake up. And I'll say it in my head to the UPS man's back as he walks away. Cliche, yes. But any man who can rock brown in so many fabulous ways has to be creative in others as well. I might also think it from time to time around people I really don't dislike ; P