About the Author

The Author is neurotic….

locks his doors over and over, doesn.t use punctuation well, never capitalizes i, thinks way too much about the life cycles of plains giraffes vs. the hardships endured by the mountain marmet, pours out a little liquor for the homies, has been places he’s only dreamed of, thought about using “dreamt” back there instead, is often seen with large glasses of whiskey, is usually up way past your bed time, likes pretty things, believes WP when they say that code is poetry but knows that this is a craptastic sonnet, hates sonnets, loves foreign classic literature and obscure films, owns 13 pair of sunglasses, has an itch in the middle of his back that he cant seem to reach, is witty, and handsom, believes in the stars but doesnt see any meaning there, can talk or not talk for hours, likes to quote movies, is a music snob and refuses to listen to the radio, will argue about anything you want to argue about, will win, likes pictures but hates being the one who is always taking them, wears sandals all summer long, has ‘this thing’ he does to annoy people - yeah you know the one,works a couple jobs, likes it, is enjoying life everyday, cant remember yesterday but plans on remembering tomorrow, feels it necessary to point out incorrect word usage, uses words incorrectly, is rather enjoying this introspective moment, doesnt care for the texture of bananas, feels there should be a

break in the paragraph - purely for aesthetic reasons, enjoys a good laugh, loves to tell the story of the golf trip that ended a goose’s life and thinks that it gets better everytime he tells it, thinks ‘goose’s’ is an akward spelling, likes the rain, doesnt like to swim but loves boating, cant believe youre still reading this, is marvelling at your lack of more important things to do right now, feels that global warming is possible to stop, drives a v8, entirely dislikes u2’s entire catalogue, loves to sleep but never has the time and then when he does, he writes absurd and meaningless paragraphs

is done typing…

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Oct 27, 2008

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