English Literature: Getting through that reading list won't be half as painful if you're storing the books on the Ellips, a stunningly designed bookshelf that plays tricks on the eyes.

Math: You might get kicked out of the Math Club for being "too cool" with Paul Frank's Calculator Watches.

Biology: Remember dissecting a frog? Yeah, so do we, which is why we'd rather grow a garden in the Plantarium Garden Lab Kit for Biology.

Art: Art is science when your DNA is digitally transformed into a print. Your genetic fingerprint can be custom colored to match your decor.

PhysEd: If we were never that good in school, at the very least, we were rockstars in P.E. Swigz Dual Chamber Sports Bottle means you can stay hydrated with pure water on one side, and replenish your electrolytes with Gatorade from the other side.

Science: Forget your Permission Slip to go on the class field trip to the planetarium? Who cares when you have National Geographic's Starship Earth Globe?

Health: They called seventh period "Health," but we know what the class is really about. We don't know about you, but the only thing we seem to remember from the class is the importance of abstinence, but we're adults now.