I am not sure why you would want to swallow these 0.75" long Golden Pills since they cost a whopping $429 each, but I suppose if you're rich enough to purchase dessert with gold shavings, downing these with a glass of water isn't going to be too much of a problem. Talk about a really expensive way to increase your self-worth! So very L.A.!!

Tobias Wong is my hero. "Ingest to increase your self worth."

"Indulge your 'inner' self with these 24k gold leaf capsules. Digest to increase self-worth."

I'm not sure it's a good idea to be too focused on your feces. In fact, I'm pretty sure it's a psychological condition...fecophilia. Therefore, to want to make your poop all sparkly might mean there is an issue that you may want to address.

Just what we always needed. Gold dipped pills.

Lordy, lordy, what won't they think of next. I haven't personally used this so I don't want all my many friends and fans out there to think I am so vain as to need a gimmick like this to secure my divaness and mavenship. But the GOLD PILL may be the perfect gift for someone less secure, perhaps your boss or your soon to be ex girlfriend who is always hinting she wants something "sparkly." Hint - I think she means RING but if you aren't feeling inclined in that direction this will send quite the message.

You know you've always wanted to have glittery poop. Impress your friends and prove to them that you do in fact sh*t gold.

Okay, so we're all at this wedding in Port Saint Lucie and there was this cake. And only our immediate group of friends could partake of said cake. It was green. Very green. I didn't have any. The whole scene was sort of gross... no utensils, cake fighting, the whole nine... so I opted out and grab someone's camera to snap shots of the hijinks. I chose wisely. The next day, one of my friends wakes up and yells out from the bathroom that his f*&%ing s*&% is BRIGHT ASS GREEN! Over the course of the next few hours, we heard the same thing from five other people. I am so glad I never ate that cake.

So glad.