The Homo Sapien Multi-Purpose Kitchen Tool ($43) is a modern day remake of the ultimate in classical Stone Age tools, the simple rock. Don't worry about instructions because your caveman, er and cavewoman instincts will instantly return when you grasp this sandstone tool in your hands. It can be used for crushing garlic, grinding herbs like a pestle, tenderizing meat, knife sharpening, cracking shelled nuts and more. Every modern stone age kitchen should have one! (via Michael Kiely)

The ultimate kitchen tool! The "Homo Sapien" resembles a simple stone tool that probably would've been used by our distant cousin the caveman. This sandstone gadget can sharpen your knives, grind herbs, crush garlic - and it looks pretty cool hanging in your kitchen too!

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