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Explanatory Slings
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"In junior high most kids are clumsy, being gangly and not used to the growth spurts that our bodies undergo. We tend to break things. There was always a period of glory when you explained how you obtained your cracked fibula by fending off a bear to save your baby brother. All the girls would swoon. And you'd get to personalize your cast with their signatures and heartfelt well-wishes. You're an adult now. The lies need to stop. To forestall questions that only lead to your embarrassment, use these slings to indicate exactly the kind of tomfoolery that landed you in the ER. Only a concept for now but the day will come when you'll realize you're not young anymore and you're going to need this." (via Product Dose)
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As clumsy as I am, I will probably be in need of one of these soon!