Description

If you came to this particular rec from the Entertainment tag link, you may be expecting to find something that sings or dances here. Or assume I'm touting masturbation as the best way to have a little fun this Friday night. Nope. I'm tagging this "entertainment" not for the obvious reasons but rather because I'm going to tell you a little secret.

I entertain myself by purposefully leaving weird and (I believe) wonderful items in my downstairs guest bathroom for the sole purpose of seeing who looks in the cabinet. Believe me, I can tell the moment people walk back into the room. It's hard to hide a smirk after an unexpected man spackle discovery. This entertains me.

Yes. I know. I have issues. They are covered in my posts all over thisNext.

So I recommend Boy Butter for that purpose. It has..ahem... alternate uses as well. I think I'll let the site describe one of those.....
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Working "tirelessly around the clock," Boy Butter™ has developed an outstanding personal lubricant that is sure to make "all your troubles melt away." This silky and completely odorless cream is made from "farm fresh, 100% Grade A Boy Butter™," or more specifically, coconut oil blended with organic silicone.

The oil herein is mainly used in massage products, while the organic silicone is usually found in hair conditioners. When these two ingredients are combined and left to homogenize (just like real butter), this wonderful product is the result. "Rigorously tested, re-tested, and tested again," Boy Butter™ will outlast most other silicone-based lubricants and wash off with water alone.

This water soluble mixture means no more stains on fabrics or surfaces and no soap required for clean up. Totally safe on rubber, glass, and silicone-based toys, the cream is great for masturbation, anal, and some limited vaginal sex, while also being an excellent addition to any SM play. Although it is not latex compatible, polyurethane condoms are recommended. With a three-year shelf life that requires no refrigeration, Boy Butter™ is "perfect for maximizing the pleasure of some of your favorite pastimes and hobbies."

Updated Aug 7, 2008