Yay, this is great. You know how football referee gets to handout yellow cards for offenses? Next time you get annoyed by rude people, let this cards say what you dare not, due to your righteous upbringing. (via Swiss Miss)

groovy!

I just love little cards like this that make it easy for you to tell people to shut the *$&@ up.

One of my grandmother's favorite pieces of advice was "if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." Good advice... to a point. Unfortunately it's left me a bit squirmy when it comes to expressing my discontent to folks whose behavior is utterly irksome. The Unmentionables booklet was created just for folks like me- it's a pack of little cards that say things like "I didn't get on this plane to talk to you," "People like you are the reason there's therapy" and "With those customer service skills you should work for the government."

Sometimes you can't come up with that witty retort...or you are so spitting mad that the words won't make it out your mouth. When that happens, just hand someone one of these card with their helpful statements like "you are in my personal space" or "can you repeat that? I was in a coma."

people should know that they suck and we can help

Can you repeat that? I was in a coma. (via swissmiss)