JunkMail Greetings — 2009 Desk Calendar
So you can imagine how excited I am to discover that they've come out with a 2009 Desk Calendar. I'll be stuffing my st...more
I think anyone here who has seen one of my myriad reviews for the JunkMail Greetings line knows that I'm mildly addicted to the sarcastic wit and wisdom of these greeting cards. So you can imagine how excited I am to discover that they've come out with a 2009 Desk Calendar. I'll be stuffing my stocking with one, thank you very much. Kissy kissy to me. from the site: January - Congratulations on your mediocrity. February - If you can't get your dignity back, at least get your underwear. March - Oh, snap. April - And to think, your mom said you'd never amount to anything. May - Your probation officer must be so proud. June - Welcome to reality. Here's your shovel. July - The road to Hell is paved with good intentions. August - Check yourself before you wreck yourself. September - My therapist warned me about people like you. October - You say, 'tomato'. I say, 'shut the hell up'. November - I admire your low standards. December - He sees you when you're sleeping. Kinda creepy.