So, I like the 80s, sue me. But, this one is so awesome, it might even be 90s-esque awesome. You know, Zach Morris, Saved By The Bell- the summer episodes awesome. Put this suit on and you're sure the be the only one wearing it at the beach.

Maybe not this pattern, guys, but these suits look great on every body type -- lean to portly. They come in adult and kid sizes. In fact, my father and my young nephew wear the same suit and it's pretty damn cute. Plus they wash great. Isn't easy care the rule of the beach?