Ken Goldman's "finger Food "rings for "Fred" guarantee that you will have the perfect party ! Little rings that are just perfect for finger food at any event. Makes a great party favor. (via world wide fred)

Plates that fit on your finger.

I know you want this.

Come on. Don't lie. You know you do.

Um... yeah.

Brilliant & funny solution to the persistent problem of cocktail party food.

"Sometimes the silliest-seeming things are the most useful. Who hasn't stood around at a party trying to balance their drink with their hors d'oeuvres?" (via Fred's FingerFood)

Totally hip... would I really use one of these?! Too funny, appropriate or not, you decide :)

Perfect for all those holiday parties you'll be going to cuz don't you hate it when you have a drink in one hand and a party platter in the other?

Here’s a party trick for ya… Now you can
elegantly balance your snackettes, drinks
and scintillating conversation all at once
thanks to these genius mini plastic plates
that slip on your finger just like a lil’ ring.
Box includes ten reusable plates so stock
up for your next shindig! Plates about 3”

You may have the dexterity to use this and sip wine at the same time while having a meaningful cocktail conversation. I do not. Of course I can't manage a regular plate either. I'd love to try these out at my own party for the laughs- I'll just be sure to keep the broom close at hand.