What a beast!

This is the mother of all pocket knives, with 80 functions and an incredible array of tools:

Large blade
Small blade
Corkscrew
Can opener with
-small screwdriver 3 mm
Bottle opener with
-large screwdriver 6 mm
-wire stripper
Reamer
Key ring
Tweezers
Toothpick
Scissors
Multi-purpose hook (also parcel carrier)
Wood saw
Fishscaler with
-hook disgorger
-ruler (cm & inches)
Nail file with
-metal file
-nail cleaner
-metal saw
Fine screwdriver 2 mm
Chisel
Pliers with
-wire cutters
-wire crimping tool
Phillips screwdriver
Magnifying Glass
Ball point pen
-also to set DIP-Switches
Pin
Mini-screwdriver
Sewing eye
Wrench with
-5mm female Hex drive for D-SUB connectors
-4mm female Hex drive for the bits
-Bit Phillips 0 (Pozidrive)
-Bit Phillips 1 (Pozidrive)
-Bit Slotted 4 mm
-Bit Phillips 2
-Bit Hex 4 mm
-Bit Torx 8
-Bit Torx 10
-Bit Torx 15
Large blade
LED light, white
Multi-purpose hook with nailfile
Reamer
Pruning blade
Electrician's blade with wire scraper
-wire scraper
Pharmaceutical spatula
Combination tool with cap lifter
-can opener
-screwdriver
-wire stripper
Watch opener
Fine screwdriver 2 mm
Digital clock
Altimeter
Barometer
Alarm
Countdown
Timer
Thermometer