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Hillary Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs!
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thegreenhead's recommendation
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Need help with your nuts? Well, you need the industrial-strength Hillary Nutcracker with stainless steel thighs! Yes that's right, this Presidential Hopeful nutcracker can crack open the toughest nuts that stand in her way. Simply place your nut between her thighs, give her legs a nice firm squeeze and CRACK!!! a perfectly pulverized nut. A great gift for Democrats or Republicans, because it sure beats a BUSHwhacker. (via NUTS!)
Updated Aug 19, 2007
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JamesB's recommendation
My dad liked this too. He first saw this at Ubibay. (via Ubibay)
Updated Apr 14, 2008
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3KB's recommendation
Hmmm, stainless steel thighs, eh? Someone maybe getting my vote.
Updated Mar 9, 2008
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whosdiary's recommendation
This Hillary Nutcracker With Stainless Steel Thighs will definately crack open any Nuts out there.
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Updated Mar 7, 2008
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Denverb's recommendation
Perfect! Very relevant right now!
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Updated Jan 5, 2008
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kayzee's recommendation
I've found lots of people have an irrational fear of Hillary. Get them to lighten up with this handy gadget that celebrates her nut-cracking toughness.
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Updated Nov 30, 2007
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1002's recommendation
What's not to love about a hillary nut cracker. the men shes cruched, the confident smile as she spreads her legs. certainly a womens role model, some nuts are gonna roll (via stupid.com)
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Updated Nov 20, 2007
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