There are times (it seems quite a lot of them) when the sheer drudgery of work transforms us all into zombies. No doubt we've all met a few when buying a burger or a PC, I'm not sure there's a link there. We all know a few people at work who are, without beating about the bush quite clearly members of the un-dead. Heck the corporate world is littered with them. Zombies are not particularly social souls, in that they're all after the same thing, namely eating the living. So what better way to protect yourself from the barely human than by dotting these ridiculous Corporate Zombies about your desktop. (via elmanco)

so this is what people look like at work....

The mindless tedium of employment at GigantaMegaCorp has crushed their spirit and turned these once bright, flowering young go-getters into hopeless Corporate Zombies. They spend their days staring blankly at computer monitors and shuffling through the cube maze, occasionally grunting something about brains. Each set comes with four 2-3/4" (7 cm) tall posable plastic figures with eerie green skin that glows-in-the-dark and seven different plastic office accessories.

my colleagues are so gonna love these... (via elmanco)