Can of Worms
Giving the green gifts doesn't have to be borning. These Can of Worms will be a unique and thoughtful gift for any farmer or gardner. Worms provides farmers with an indispensable tool for cultivating their land. Not only do these squirmy creatures produce fertilizer, they also break down organic compounds in the earth and enrich land for farming.
When someone says "now let's not open that can of worms" you can pull this out from your lunch bag and respond. "Good, because I carry my own can of worms and it is already opened." A payday moment when you see the look on their face as they gaze into the writhing contents of your own personal can of worms.