8 (3 oz.) Champagne Crab Cakes

Now it has come to my attention that some of you ladies cannot cook. Oh, I get it. Since women and men are "equal" now, men get to pay for all the dates, fix stuff, kill bugs, take out the trash and be well groomed and pretty just in time for company! Yay!.....................................

I tell you what...you better be real good at something else to make me tolerate this enormous gender inequality....I mean real good.
Like awesome good....
Like wait till I tell my friends good.