If you take away nothing else from reading my asinine recommendations, let it be this:

Apple Cider Vinegar + Water = Sinus Relief

There are varying recommendations on the amount of water to vinegar you should be drinking.

My experience has always been the more of this you can gag down, the better you will feel. Honestly, I would rather attempt to lick a wolverine than drink this concoction.

But, if you don't feel better within an hour of downing this mixture, my good friend, TwinsMom, has agreed to kill the uglier of her two kindergarten-bound Asian tots.

Trust me. That's a pretty solid guarantee. She really loves those two.