For the uninitiated, Karl Pilkington, a regular on Ricky Gervais' podcasts, drives a feature in each episode in which he retells a supposedly authentic and newsworthy story about a sub-human primate engaging the human world. Generally met with hysterical laughter, the occasional angry scream, and round dismissal as "complete bollocks," the features is a highlight of the each episode. And here's the commemorative tote bag.