This can and will work out just fine..

At times we can't say what we really want, but now we can....

All in fun..?????

I love a good insult, even at my own expense. And I think these are absolutely brilliant. They look like miniature Shakespeare volumes, but they contain 2 gumballs and an insult. Like a fortune cookie, only better!

THEY SHOULD DISPERSE THIS SHAKESPEAREAN GUM IN PRISONS! WHY NOT TEACH A FELON A FAMOUS QUOTE THEY CAN USE AGAINST SOMEONE INSTEAD OF HOW TO ASSAULT EACH OTHER IN THEIR CELLS! MAYBE THEY'LL EVEN LEARN TO SHARE!

In the world's wide mouth live scandaliz'd and foully spoken of.
Henry IV, part I

Or pop some gum in your mouth and get on with your life.