This little Dachshund (read: wiener dog) just lights up the room. Durable, rotationally-molded frosted plastic outer in a sweet, life-size pup design adds a soft light wherever you put it - no bones about it! So cute! Comes in green or white.

Adorable

I am not the biggest dog fan in the world but this dachshund lamp is changing my mind. It comes in white and lime green, is 100% plastic, and happens to be the more functional, less terrifying solution to the real thing. Yikes.