I'm sure this pool float intended to be fun, cool, friendly and for kids, there's a part of me that looks at this and wonders if some ancient intelligence is behind those non-blinking eyes and the fates of those currently happy children are about to change for the worse.

This is either a hell of a lot of fun, or perhaps its a way to restrain children while they're in the pool. Either way you interpret this, it's kinda scary-cool.

I think parents could appreciate this. Don't feel like playing in the pool with 3 bajillion kids climbing over you? Well, Yellow the Happy Octopus doesn't mind. You should probably tip him after...3 bajillion kids are not easy to handle, even with 8 arms.