Stoli, old friend. You're smooth when things get rocky and can party with the bubbliest of them. You're easy to get a hold of but you're no cheap date. Best of all, and please don't take this the wrong way, you're gone in the morning. Love 'em and leave 'em, that's your style. And I adore you for it.
the classic. why pay more for vodkas that taste bland? yeah, i'm looking at you, grey goose. i don't know why i bothered to steal you from work when i quit.