Men's Bamboo Polo - Red
If your man-friend's color isn't blue, then red will be sure to do the trick. It's not at all super flashy (like the red cars that get stolen so much) and if you think about it, it's actually green. I know, same lame joke over and over again but I think green (aka bamboo) shirts are awesome. Just make sure he only spills red stuff down his front (ketchup, bbq sauce, tomatoes...) so he can wear it all day and nite.