When all other parenting techniques have been exhausted, give it one last valiant effort with Control A Kid, virtual parenting at the touch of a button. Choose the button to correspond with the need of the moment: Be Quiet, Attitude (of course it’s only an Off button), Stop - sulking, screaming, tantrums, No - Smoking, Tattoos, Piercings. Plus dedicated buttons for: Tidy Room, Do Homework, Eat Greens, Say Please, Grow Up, Say Thank You, Do Dishes, Don’t Answer Back, Kiss Granny, Play, an Energy button that allows you to increase or decrease the energy output, and our personal favorite...Stop That. Three simple steps to operate: 1) Point remote at subject. 2) Push appropriate button on remote 3) Hope for the best. Also good for Grandparents, teachers, baby sitters. (via Kids ~ Stuff ~ World)

I think I can recall my parents using many of these phrases with me....just kidding! I was a perfect angel. Great gag gift for anyone who is involved with kids, teachers, sitters, nanny, parents, and grandparents. The manufacture makes no guarantee as to the performance except laughter is guaranteed. Buttons like eat greens, kiss granny, don't answer back etc. No batteries required, powered by positive thinking....:)