Replace one of those useless DVD burners with something that burns pop-tarts instead.
I wanted one so bad when I was young. Just like my husband wanted electronic battleship. I got him electronic battleship, but I didn't get the easy-bake oven. In my first job I told my secretary I wanted one and she got me one! We made cakes all day in the office. (since it takes almost all day to make a cake in this) - but its fun. It makes you feel young. I just wish they still had this in the traditional retro pink.