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Do you find your prayers are going unanswered? Do you wonder if Jesus is really listening? Well, lose hope no more. Turn to The Submissive Jesus. Simply twist his crown of thorns a few times to MAKE him listen! Oh you can bet Submissive Jesus will answer your prayer this time! (However, he has only...more


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  • SillyMan

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    Do you find your prayers are going unanswered? Do you wonder if Jesus is really listening? Well, lose hope no more. Turn to The Submissive Jesus. Simply twist his crown of thorns a few times to MAKE him listen! Oh you can bet Submissive Jesus will answer your prayer this time! (However, he has only 100 answers for you, so try to not lose too much hope.) Seems like a good April Fools day product, if you ask me. But it's not a joke. They're actually serious about this.

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  • RobotSquid

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    Save me Jebus! This is a great accoutrement to anyone who prays, doesn't pray or simply needs someone to talk to who has a limited amount of responses. No longer do I have to fast to get my prayers answered, no longer do I have to get on my knees, the power of christ compels you, to go get this.

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