A USB Humpy Stick, cooool. How boring was that Information Systems lecture again? Simply stick in the doggy and watch him passionately hump that crap ol Uni computer. You are sure to get more than your fair shares of wtf looks. As I found out to my delight, its also the perfect ice breaker since it absolutely always brings a smile to that cute girl who never noticed you earlier. I reckon you do get these doggy humping memory sticks from 512 Megabytes onwards. (via EverythingUSB)

I know, I know. A bit crude. But come on. It's funny as heck!

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Bow wow! Humping Dog is a fantastic entertainment gadget! Humping Dog will continuously hump on a USB port until you take him out! Arms are adjustable to fit the thickness of a laptop.

A USB cover is enclosed. Compatible with any OS and a USB port on notebook computers ONLY.

Husky is one on the left side in gray.

Oh no... OHHHH YESS... Huh.. uh.. huh... ARRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

This is absurdly funny. I could see if this was perhaps a USB flash drive, but no, the sole purpose of this device is for our amusement and it succeeds. Plug these humping USB dogs into your USB port and...they start humping your computer. That's it.

Haha. These are too fun. Can anyone concentrate if they have a humping dog attached to their laptop? Great gift for the office!

I NEED ALL OF THE US BUSS PORTS I CAN GET

THESE ARE GREAT

BE CAREFUL AT THE OFFICE

THERE ARE CERTAIN DECENCY LAWS OR
PEOPLE WHO MAY MAKE SOMETHING OF THIS

I WOULD FEEL SAFER WITH THESE AT MY HOME OFFICE

EITHER WAY, I LIKE THEM