Here it is...the one...the only....the television wristwatch! Tells ya the time gives you a chance to watch your local channels, um...not sure if theres a cable ready outlet? (via Amazon)

Man, you know how those dinner drag out for hours on end... it's just like when they show the Ten Commandments on tv over passover and you always miss it because the seder is too long... ok maybe not the same. Though here's a toy that will help you get through the endless family time, just be sure not to laugh too hard or make any TV faces while watching or else they'll be on to you.

I want this one.

I like TV, especially the news.....