Stress at work or in personal life? Let it all out by squeezing the shit out of this orange martian. OK, you can't really squeeze the shit out of it, but you can actually pop out its eyes, nose, and ears. Fun.

I used to beg my parents for one of these every time we went into my favorite toy store downtown. Now I know why I never got one. They're terrifying.
But I still want one.