This is one of the funniest book you'll ever read. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of hysterical laughs.

Mariner ( M-air-in-er) You walk out onto a deck. You see a girl standing there with her legs parted and wearing a skirt. She looks odd so you ask her "What are you doi'n"? She replies " I (m-air=-in-er) out"!!!

My boyfriend and I were drinking together and he has a shot glass that says "liquid panty remover". He asked me if it was workin. I told him "I ain't got none on." He said "What ya doin? m-air-in-er out?"

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