Glory water is a magical substance.

It can
- attract favorable attention from others
- bless your home
- remove bad vibrations
- give you victory over others and obstacles
- assist with spiritual enlightenment

I'm not sure what's in it, or how its made, but the absolute best part about Glory Water is that it says, right on the package... "alleged". I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I don't think I'd eat "alleged tacos", "alleged soup" or "alleged meat".

Nevertheless, if this glory water does half of what it claims to do, then I'm sure it'd be an amazing product... I wonder what it smells like?