Who do you trust for investment advice: that guy at WaMu trying to pimp you a mutual fund, or a luxury company that knows how to hustle?

Either way, start stiffing that waiter that brings you a cold cappuccino, and start spoiling your broker. Gift it. (via oO)

This is something that was missing from my stock portfolio management strategy. Tiffany's sterling silver half inch dice, engraved with the words BUY, SELL and HOLD on each of the sides. Perfect for these insecure moments, or if you want to be more Las Vegas than Wall Street.

Individual Investment results may vary, but like all Tiffany's gifts, it comes with the signature blue box. (via Uncrate)

Investing in stocks can be such a roll of the dice!