Getting older sucks, but it also means having friends with kids old enough to traumatize. I anticipate getting this book for a couple of people I know before too much longer...

Knock Knock gifts have some of the THE BEST gift items ever made. EVER. Knock Knock is one of the best places to find items, like this book on how to traumatize your children, for those of us with with a "dry" sense of humor. Or twisted humor. This is a MUST READ for those of us who are from dysfunctional families.

While it’s inevitable that all of us will traumatize our children, even the most committed parents have lacked guidance in doing so deliberately and effectively. Don’t leave your most important job to instinct and gut reactions—whether you want to traumatize your children with the same techniques your parents used or you prefer to choose an entirely new approach, this book will show you the way!

a hilarious gift for the overly careful and already traumatized parents you know. Even the most serious ones have to laugh.

The official handbook, my friends. Muahahahaha....... (via er1n)

Why recomend this? Well maybe if more parents traumatized their children, their would be less people like George Bush in positions of influence? It is either this book or have your children see you naked or having sex. I don't have any kids but the DECENT thing to do is to traumatize them with this book ;)

A Book On HOW TO TRAUMATIZE YOUR CHILDREN. This is Hilarious, why would you want to traumatize your kids, maybe because they do it to you all the time....$10.00