"The spork of the Gods"

no, seriously... don't judge... I know it's a 90's flashback in a bad way but a friend of mine has one that he bought years ago and this thing will last forever, not to mention it's the most handy and versatile eating utensil you can possibly own!

Sporks only come in plastic. This one is made of titanium and sure to last season upon season of eating. No separate spoon or fork needed! That's the magic of the spork.

A spork made of titanium. We geeks know that it is more efficient to use a spork versus the common fork or spoon people with lower IQ's use.

it's a spork made of titanium. what more can i say?