Hufu

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Hufu is tofu that, supposedly, tastes like human flesh. Hufu is billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative."

According to the website: "If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

Yeah, you heard me.

Fry it up with some fava beans. And a nice chianti.

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Flatbadger on Jul 10, 2008

I'm following you through the vast internet :-) What kind of fricken story was that!!! LOL

homebrown on Jul 10, 2008

Are you serious. wtf

MajorFaversham on Jul 10, 2008

I've never seen anything more hufu-ed up.... Yet another acronym to stow in my mental duffel bag... "Let's see... SNAFU, TARFU, FUBAR and now HUFU -- How Unbelievably F-ed Up."

Cordially yours, The Major

ttownqt on Jul 11, 2008

"if you've never had human flesh before" hmm....i dont' think that's my biggest problem.

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