Hufu is tofu that, supposedly, tastes like human flesh. Hufu is billed as the "Healthy Human Flesh Alternative."

According to the website: "If you've never had human flesh before, think of the taste and texture of beef, except a little sweeter in taste and a little softer in texture. Contrary to popular belief, people do not taste like pork or chicken."

Yeah, you heard me.

Fry it up with some fava beans. And a nice chianti.