One remedy for iPhone Envy is a dog toy, called the iBone, developed ...more
The iPhone phenomena is not all good, you know. Its ramifications have seriously affected family dogs (as well as the kids in the family), now observed to be suffering from a parental withdrawal syndrome known as "iPhone Envy." One remedy for iPhone Envy is a dog toy, called the iBone, developed by Haute Diggety Dog™. No, it's not hard like a bone. It's a soft, squeaky 4" by 6" pacifier. it's cushy like a blankie, so that Buddy can always have something comforting in his mouth like Mom has in her hand. When Buddy squeezes the iBone dog toy, he feels love, companionship, and the possibility of fun!
Now your pooch won't be jealous of your new iPhone that you're always paying more attention to. Give him/her an iBone, a cushy alternative that keeps them company even when you're surfing the net and chatting with friends.