I try to fool myself into believing I'm a star by placing these figurines on the desk. If it's not too soon for this, I'm glad they can't chase me into any Parisian tunnels.

Wanna be famous? Wanna be on TV and in the magazines, but don't want the obnoxious paparazzi invading your privacy? Well, then the "Paparazzi Play Set" is for you. Little figures that you can arrange around your computer, desk, floor - whatever suits you. Become a legend in your own lunchtime, a super-star in your sitting room, or a diva at your desk. And best of all, if the paparazzi get on your nerves, you can satisfyingly stamp on 'em without fear of them whimpering off to file a suit against you. Fame without any of the drawbacks. I love it!

Ugh you're so famous! Why won't the paps leave you alone? Great to put on your desk for those times when you just want to be appreciated.